just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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