I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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