i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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