And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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