omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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