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a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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