some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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