So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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