She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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