I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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