ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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