just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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