I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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