no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
It's blow job season.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
