Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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