i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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