Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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