It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Randomize
