party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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