that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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