There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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