OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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