PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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