i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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