Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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