Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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