So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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