at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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