White coat. Heels.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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