she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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