at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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