From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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