I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
