I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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