oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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