Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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