We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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