windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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