question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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