I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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