dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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