my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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