Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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