Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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