I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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