hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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