It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
don't judge my taste in strippers
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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