it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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