This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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