Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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