i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Blood and glitter go together right?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
we're so committed to being not committed
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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